Sage Stevens, Reporter
Sage Stevens enjoys egg beating for hours on end, yet despises time in the kitchen (she actively disproves gender roles). This is because she is a nationally ranked synchronized swimmer. Egg beating, a kick designed to lift yourself out of the water, is only the beginning of the challenging sport. Besides egg beating, porposing, and flamingoing, Stevens spends her little free time reading age-old classics like Harry Potter over and over again. Clearly, she belongs in Ravenclaw.
Stevens is a dedicated and competent reporter who will strive to meet your news coverage demands. She can bring you the serious topics you need and the fun, energetic stories you want.
