Harvey the Turtle: Full of Rage
September 4, 2014
With the beginning of the school year rolling in, there are many new changes that have gone into effect. As a handful of you may have seen, Mr. Hilt has a new and interesting little addition to his classroom – a turtle named Harvey.
Harvey is quite the big addition, as Hilt has never owned a class pet before. He’s a pretty decent size, measuring at about 12 inches from nose to tail, although he does carry some weight and has trouble climbing up the ramp located in his tank. Hilt received the turtle during a secret Santa activity conducted last year when one of his students, Jonathan Harmor (class of 2014), took Hilt seriously when he jokingly wrote “I like turtles” as an allusion to the famous YouTube video. Harmor then told Hilt that he needed a new home for his turtle as he was going to college, and reportedly exclaimed,”I am giving you my turtle whether you like it or not.”
Harmor kept his word, and now Mr. Hilt has a turtle that has more in common with him than he thought. The two share anger problems (hence the label on the turtle’s tank, “Harvey: Full of Rage”), weight issues, and even facial hair: the turtle has a beard made of algae growing on his chin. Hilt said, “I never knew how much work it would be to own a turtle and I’ve had to change his water a couple times already, get a filter, and a few other things for him, but it’s still a lot of fun.” He says when he comes in to his classroom in the morning and the turtle is laying on the bottom of the tank, he gets nervous because he doesn’t know if he’s still alive. Mr. Hilt does his best to keep his aquatic friend alive and happy, despite the amphibian’s nasty attitude. Harvey is always in Mr. Hilt’s room if any of the students would like to come visit him and give him some attention – but don’t stick any fingers in the water, or he might try to bite them.
Hannah the Tool • Sep 9, 2014 at 1:02 pm
“What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Harvey is the sun”- William Shakespeare
Ode to tru luv (HILTY+HARVEY BFF4EVA)
Turtle Turtle in a shell,
Are you dead or are you well?
Are you happy? Are you sad?
Are you angry? Are you mad?
Are you hoping to escape?
The evil reach of Hilty’s cape?
He twirls his mustache with a lover’s glee,
Will he ever set you free?
You try to keep his love at bay,
But it will never go away,
When he first saw you and said “hay”,
His heart grew three sizes that day.
Will love stay or will love go?
Are you breathing or just slow?
Love’s true kiss will bring you back,
Unless Hilty needs a minty tic-tac.
Turtle Turtle in a shell,
Are you dead or are you well?
P.S. Watch out for my upcoming poem titled “Hilty Hilty are you guilty?”.